09.16.2003 - 9:49 pm

Oh my, I'm still laughing. My stomach hurts. This was by far the best part of the day:

AlexTheNinjabot: maybe i should go do that chick.

xmopissax: uh

xmopissax: alright

AlexTheNinjabot: or just say hi.

AlexTheNinjabot: and then continue with "let's have sex"

xmopissax: right

AlexTheNinjabot: or not.

xmopissax: good, smooth segueway

AlexTheNinjabot: nice spelling

xmopissax: how is it spelled?

AlexTheNinjabot: segue

AlexTheNinjabot: i think

xmopissax: yeah

xmopissax: so it's segueway

AlexTheNinjabot: that's just cause i'm a fucking genius.

AlexTheNinjabot: no, you're wrong.

xmopissax: ??

AlexTheNinjabot: and i hate you

AlexTheNinjabot: wow.

xmopissax: wait, so am i right?

AlexTheNinjabot: no!

AlexTheNinjabot: it's segue!

AlexTheNinjabot: biatch

xmopissax: what about the way?

AlexTheNinjabot: no!

AlexTheNinjabot: it's pronounced with the ue!

xmopissax: hahahaaahha

xmopissax: oh

AlexTheNinjabot: DICKHOLEFUCKINGBITCHCOKCSUCKASSFUCK!

xmopissax: i thought that was only the SEG part

AlexTheNinjabot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AlexTheNinjabot: RGH

xmopissax: but i want to point out that segue isn't in the dictionary anyway

xmopissax: hahah

xmopissax: oh my god i'm laughing so hard the tears are coming to my eyes

AlexTheNinjabot: ha ha ha ha

xmopissax: so what......is the spelling, exactly?

AlexTheNinjabot: SEGUE!

AlexTheNinjabot: DICKHOLEFUCKINGBITCHCOKCSUCKASSFUCK!bitchfuckingasshuimpaasssssss

xmopissax: but it's not in the dictionary

AlexTheNinjabot: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=segue

AlexTheNinjabot: READ IT AND FUCKING SUCK MY FUCKIN GFUCK FUCKBITCHASSCOCKHOLEASSHUMP

xmopissax: ok well it's not in my dictionary

xmopissax: and i have the merriam-webster

xmopissax: you need to manage your anger a little better hon

AlexTheNinjabot: COCK!

xmopissax: ok i'm still laughing

xmopissax: and your pissed

AlexTheNinjabot: don't pee!

xmopissax: it's really funny

AlexTheNinjabot: like that time we raced the mustang

xmopissax: oh my god

xmopissax: when i told that story to my brother i laughed so hard i couldn't finish it

xmopissax: that is by far, the best thing you've ever done

AlexTheNinjabot: ha ha ha ha ha

AlexTheNinjabot: that's hiliarous

xmopissax: for some reason, that memory makes me laugh out loud, just thinking about it

xmopissax: dude your link cannot be displayed

xmopissax: oh my stomach hurts

AlexTheNinjabot: ha ha ha

AlexTheNinjabot: puke! puke! puke!

xmopissax: no no no

xmopissax: segueway

xmopissax: you have to admit that's hilarious

AlexTheNinjabot: so, adam and i decided

AlexTheNinjabot: to be

AlexTheNinjabot: the ambiguously gay duo

AlexTheNinjabot: ha ha ha ha

xmopissax: NICE!

AlexTheNinjabot: ah, that's great

xmopissax: so your going as yourselves?

AlexTheNinjabot: you're hilarious.

AlexTheNinjabot: how clever!

xmopissax: i know

AlexTheNinjabot: what a witty, wity little girl

AlexTheNinjabot: too bad you must die now.

xmopissax: :-D

xmopissax: this conversation is the best thing to happen to me all week

AlexTheNinjabot: ha ha ha ha

AlexTheNinjabot: coolness

AlexTheNinjabot: too bad it's only tuesday

AlexTheNinjabot: or that'd be a compliment

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