Dear Iran, Why, oh why, are you pushing Bush's buttons? You know he's got a soft spot for WMD's and people who don't comply with inspection teams. He's just aching to go after another evil evil country with evil evil weapons. I mean, Iraq is decimated, and that was cool while it lasted, but there's no fun there anymore. But you, Iran, can be so much fun! So just remember, Bush is in control of the U.S. military for at least another eight months. Please please please don't just push the IAEA's buttons because you're a little sore over their pushiness. Bush & Co. like to take "decisive" action, it means more money and power for them and their subcontractors. Sincerely, Melissa |