11.11.2003 - 9:58 pm

epheron (5:41:34 PM): sup erk

epheron (5:41:43 PM): doctor doom, a man of science, doesn't believe in jesus, why the fuck do you?

xmopissax (5:41:47 PM): um

xmopissax (5:41:48 PM): yeah man

xmopissax (5:41:52 PM): who's erk?

epheron (5:43:05 PM): you are

xmopissax (5:43:20 PM): oh man

xmopissax (5:43:28 PM): so i got the new pelican today

epheron (5:43:37 PM): i got it for free yesterday

epheron (5:43:42 PM): shoulda asked me to make you a copy

xmopissax (5:43:43 PM): and i would've bought the majority rule but i didn't look too carefully for it

xmopissax (5:43:50 PM): so you've still got my business

xmopissax (5:43:51 PM): lucky man

xmopissax (5:43:54 PM): yeah yeah well

epheron (5:43:58 PM): if you just married me, you'd have all the records you could ever want.

xmopissax (5:44:05 PM): i know

xmopissax (5:44:09 PM): it's lucrative

xmopissax (5:44:15 PM): wouldn't that make me a prostitute

epheron (5:45:30 PM): like that oscar wilde story.

epheron (5:45:39 PM): 'we've already established that, now we are negotiating'

epheron (5:45:50 PM): no in the story he's like

epheron (5:46:02 PM): 'would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars?'

epheron (5:46:10 PM): 'yes'

epheron (5:46:19 PM): 'would you sleep with me for 100 dollars?'

epheron (5:46:27 PM): 'oh heaven's no, what do you think i am, a prositute?'

epheron (5:46:34 PM): 'we've already established that, now we are negotiating.'

xmopissax (5:47:07 PM): ha ha ha

xmopissax (5:47:08 PM): i get it

xmopissax (5:47:11 PM): now you are making fun of me

epheron (5:48:21 PM): no i am not

epheron (5:48:24 PM): that's a real story

xmopissax (5:48:33 PM): yeah yeah

xmopissax (5:48:40 PM): but i see the implication you are making

epheron (5:49:04 PM): ok, then stop being such a whore you prositute.

xmopissax (5:49:24 PM): uh huh

xmopissax (5:49:25 PM): yeah

epheron (5:50:27 PM): :-(

epheron (5:51:02 PM): shut up die

xmopissax (5:51:06 PM): i'm not a prostitute!

xmopissax (5:51:09 PM): i would be a good wife

epheron (5:51:24 PM): why don't you shut up.

epheron (5:51:28 PM): i can't believe you don't shut up.

epheron (5:52:06 PM): u r great

xmopissax (5:52:15 PM): grrrreat

epheron (5:52:27 PM): lovely

epheron (6:05:05 PM): how are you doing today?

xmopissax (6:05:15 PM): welllll

xmopissax (6:05:20 PM): i didn't do homework and i went to amoeba

xmopissax (6:05:22 PM): so good?

xmopissax (6:06:01 PM): how are you?

epheron (6:06:34 PM): i am studying for a test

xmopissax (6:06:38 PM): oh yes

epheron (6:07:18 PM): jerk

xmopissax (6:08:11 PM): !

xmopissax (6:08:13 PM): why?????

epheron (6:08:19 PM): stud doctor

epheron (6:08:22 PM): have multiple orgasms

xmopissax (6:08:36 PM): wooo

epheron (6:12:09 PM): 2 + 2 = ouch

xmopissax (6:12:29 PM): too much? too little?

epheron (6:13:06 PM): och

epheron (6:16:06 PM): i want to meet your parents now

epheron (6:16:08 PM): you met mine

epheron (6:16:11 PM): so i have to meet yours

epheron (6:17:54 PM): you scare me, i don't think you want to get married

epheron (6:19:30 PM): :-(

xmopissax (6:19:39 PM): you can meet my parents

xmopissax (6:19:42 PM): my mom is nice

xmopissax (6:19:55 PM): and you will either really like my dad or you will be scared

xmopissax (6:20:03 PM): he has almost as many records as you but they're really old

epheron (6:20:13 PM): some of mine are really old

xmopissax (6:20:30 PM): yeah but i mean really old

xmopissax (6:20:36 PM): : P

epheron (6:20:49 PM): i mean, you are really old

xmopissax (6:20:55 PM): ahahaha

xmopissax (6:21:19 PM): i guess

epheron (6:21:33 PM): how could i marry you

epheron (6:21:39 PM): your ovaries are already mostly barren

xmopissax (6:21:45 PM): boo

epheron (6:21:45 PM): how can i marry a girl whose ovaries are barren

xmopissax (6:21:52 PM): no they're not

epheron (6:22:31 PM): stop kidding yourself. you are a wasteland

epheron (6:24:08 PM): :-(

xmopissax (6:24:49 PM): i am not

xmopissax (6:24:52 PM): i'm ripe

epheron (6:25:05 PM): you are not a supple nubian princess.

xmopissax (6:25:24 PM): well you got the nubian part right

epheron (6:26:36 PM): how could i waste my seed on you.

xmopissax (6:26:50 PM): well well

xmopissax (6:26:53 PM): i can think of a few ways

xmopissax (6:26:55 PM): har har har har

epheron (6:27:01 PM): no

epheron (6:27:02 PM): it's

epheron (6:27:10 PM): how could i, like it would be a waste

epheron (6:27:16 PM): it would not be worth the effort

epheron (6:27:16 PM): duuuh

xmopissax (6:27:34 PM): yeah yeah

epheron (6:32:38 PM): :-)

xmopissax (6:34:47 PM): who says i want your seed anyway?

epheron (6:35:29 PM): i can't believe you don't shut up

xmopissax (6:35:37 PM): well you know me!

epheron (6:35:48 PM): u r so mean

xmopissax (6:35:53 PM): i'm going to put this conversation up because you make me laugh. har har har

epheron (6:36:02 PM): do i really

epheron (6:36:09 PM): what if i object!

xmopissax (6:36:25 PM): did i ASK?

xmopissax (6:36:28 PM): yes you do

epheron (6:37:09 PM): i object

xmopissax (6:37:20 PM): that was not my question

epheron (6:37:55 PM): I OBJECT

xmopissax (6:38:44 PM): you are out of order

epheron (6:38:58 PM): i'm not a soda machine, jerk.

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